• friend: there's nothing worse than death
• me: final seasons
• me: post-concert depression
• me: when there's no food
• me: fictional characters dying
• me: hipsters blogs
• me: your crush asks someone else out
• me: no wi-fi
• friend:
• me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

• Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
• Parents: Ok, cool.
• Me: Your luggage is outside